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P a r t y o n J u n e t w e n t y - t h r e e , a t t h e R o x b u r y w e ' l l b e ,
J o a n n a B r a n s o n , h o s t i n g w i t h g l e e .
A d d r e s s i s t h r e e o n e t h r e e E a s t L a k e L n . , i n K a l a m a z o o ' s s c e n e ,
D o o r s o p e n f i v e P M , ' t i l t h r e e A M , a n i g h t s o s e r e n e .
S o d a s a n d w a t e r , f r e e f o r y o u a n d m e ,
B u t f o r a l c o h o l , t w e n t y - o n e i s t h e k e y .
F o r y o u r f i r s t t w o d r i n k s o n u s , d o n ' t l i v e a l i e ,
T h e p a s s w o r d " s o b e r l i f e " w i l l g e t y o u b y .
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Party on June twenty-three, at the Roxbury we'll be,
Joanna Branson, hosting with glee.
Address is three one three East Lake Ln., in Kalamazoo's scene,
Doors open five PM, 'til three AM, a night so serene.
Sodas and water, free for you and me,
But for alcohol, twenty-one is the key.
For your first two drinks on us, don't live a lie,
The password "sober life" will get you by.